Thursday, August 27, 2009

Brief 2

Feng Shui - science or superstition? 5:00AM Friday Sep 16, 2005

BEIJING - A university in eastern China has stirred up a storm of controversy about feng shui, with academics around the country sounding off on whether the ancient Chinese study of geomancy is a science or mere superstition. Feng shui, or "wind and water", is the process of maximising the flow of energy to achieve harmony between people, structures and nature, for instance in making a decision about the siting of a building or placing of furniture in a room. It is taken very seriously in Hong Kong, Taiwan and among overseas Chinese, but was branded a superstition on the mainland when the Communists swept to power in 1949. In recent years it has staged a comeback in China, but a new feng shui course offered by an institute affiliated to Nanjing University has prompted calls from some academics to have it shut down, Xinhua reported on its English Web site, www.chinaview.cn. "Feng shui is no science. It only fills the wallets of some charlatans," Chen Zhihua, an architect and professor at prestigious Tsinghua University, was quoted as saying. An unnamed feng shui practitioner was quoted by Xinhua as saying at least 70 percent of the real estate projects in Nanjing, capital of Jiangsu province, had been evaluated by masters before construction began. "More and more individuals and organisations are approaching feng shui experts for various advice, from how to decorate their homes to where to rent office space," Xinhua said. Before construction began on the new Disneyland in Hong Kong, which opened this week, designers consulted feng shui masters to make sure "qi", or energy, would flow smoothly through the park. Sources connected to the Nanjing feng shui course said the classes would continue, despite the ill wind.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Teena's Bend it like Beckham sequel

My version of what happens when Jess and Jules leave for the US in "Bend it like Beckham", might be a bit cheesy haha! I apologize all you Keira Knightley fans as I've made her sound real evil in my sequel.
Enjoy!!
 
After their very first long flight the girls could think of was a cosy bed to hit.
 
"I so need to stretch now all my joints now" Jess yawns.
 
"Yeah me too I hope we're not far off now" says Jules trying to get a feel of her new world.
 
"This is it! This is what we were waiting for all this time" says Jules with a huge smile.
 
Jess doesn't know whether she is happy with the decision she made by coming to the US after she met the love of her life back home. She's been waiting for this opportunity all her life and now when she finally gets what she wants she doesn't know what to do as she feels torn apart between Joe and the scholarship.
 
"Do you think I've done the right thing by leaving Joe behind?" asks Jess confused

"OMG, I can't believe you're asking this...I mean you've been waiting for this all along, you've literally gone through so much at home with your parents to get here and you just can't throw it away cos of Joe, I mean you can always get to see him again but you might not get this opportunity again" explains Jess convincingly as they pass through customs.

As they get to their apartments, Jules's looks forward to meeting other people in their footy team. She knows she can make it to the top but the only other competition she has is Jess who is equally good. She has always been envious of her as she took Joe away from her and now her dream of becoming the top football player in the world. She would never had imagined Jess being Indian could every kick a football forget playing professionally and never in her wildest imaginations thought Joe would fall for her!! It was her intention of taking Jess away from him as she feels if she can't have him no one can! By doing this she knows that Jess might lose concentration which would affect her chance of getting into team as a professional player. But she wants to play smart and not let Jess to also leave for home as she and Joe would be together again. Who knew that Jules had such a malicious mind and such cruel intentions! But feels that Jess deserved it as she nearly kissed him in Hamburg!! And even worse she is with him knowing that Jules is head over heels for him!!

On the other hand Jess can't stop thinking about Joe and also her family that she has never lived without before! But feels safe that Jules is around totally oblivious to her best friend's intentions!! 

"Have you spoken to Joe at all"? Jules asks curiously the next morning.

"Yea I did for a while and he's actually happy for me and though we both know long distance is hard we can still make it through" says Jess with a big smile!!

"That's good see I told you he'd say the same thing" says Jules

"I'm so glad that you're always here for me Jules and if wasn't for you I probably wouldn't be here!!" says Jess giving her a big hug!

A week has passed and they're already well into hardcore training! Up in the morning at 6 and the team is expected to be on field sharp at 7 a.m. without failure or they could be sent to detention. Jess finds it hard to cope without her mum's typical Indian meals plus also finds it hard to cope up with the new long distance relationship, which results in her turning up late for training a couple of times already!

"You realize that you've already turned up late to training in your first week Miss Bhamra?" asks Brad the coach firmly. "I know this may be quite full on but welcome to your new world lady" .

Jess logs onto MSN and starts to burst into tears telling Joe that she's messed up the first week already and dosen't know if she can cope up with this anymore. She knew she was homesick and began to think if Jules was feeling the same. She knocked on Jules door for moral support but realized that she was perfectly fine and thought she coped up pretty well for her first week.

"Hey sweets it alright, you know what these girls from the team said we should go hit the clubs tonight as we've all had a pretty hard week. Plus we'll also get to know each other well. So you get dressed missy and I hope you've brought your clubbing clothes this time" Jules asks with a chuckle.

As the night goes, Jess has already had too many drinks, way above her limit. She feels like a total blackout from last night when she wakes up in Jules's bed the next morning. 

In the evening, after the girls have caught up on some sleep, Jules comes into Jess's room asking if she was feeling alright. Jules knew her weakness and knew that Jess didn't handle alcohol very well. She knew it would be perfect when she confesses that she is in fact gay and realized that she actually has feelings for Jess!

"Gosh I feel my head spinning, sorry you had to take me home last night to yours", Jess says with a palm on her head.
Taking advantage of Jess's gullibility, she confesses what exactly happened last night when in fact nothing of that sort even did, except that she just took to her room to sleep in. She explains every detail of last night making it sound like it was an honest mistake when she kissed Jess but couldn't help herself as she has begun to develop feelings for her. She thinks by doing this she is firstly building Jess's confidence that she is so over Joe (but actually isn't) and wants to also make her feel that it's only been a week and she's already cheated on her long distance relationship. She is also curious to know whether Jess will say anything to Joe of what had happened last night.


After a couple of hours, when Jess is just about to digest all what happened, is miserable. Things have surely been not going the way she had planned for. She's been given this excellent opportunity to play professionally and feels has already let her new coach down twice in the first week! She has met the man of her dreams knowing that her traditional Indian parents would never accept a white Irish bloke but feels has unknowingly not been faithful even though it was with her best friend who happens to be a chick and when she wasn't in her senses. 

"I think I need some time off, I don't think I'm doing justice to anything at this point. Mostly I think I miss home way too much than I thought I would", says Jess with tears to Jules and takes off!

Gilmore Girls (Rory and Jess) Final Fanfiction



During the graduation party that the good people of Stars Hollow threw for Rory, she went for a walk along the street by herself, and started thinking about her life and how far she has come. She had finally reached her dreams, and she was going to leave her family and friends and her home town. She knew Stars Hollow was one crazy town but she loved it. She loved the people, she loved the beautiful memories that her and her mother had created here, but she knew she had to move on to bigger and better things.

Rory’s mind started drifting off on to Logan’s proposal, she still couldn’t believe he proposed, but deep inside she knew it wasn’t right and she couldn’t say yes. She had been with Logan for a few years, but at the end she couldn’t get herself to say yes to his proposal. She had broken up with him and felt it was the right thing to do as she was starting a new chapter in her life. As Rory continued walking while her mind was still drifting off she saw a dark figure standing in front of her, she couldn’t picture who it was in the dark, but that figure seemed so familiar like she knew that person. The figure was heading towards her closer and closer, and stopped right in front of her and said, “Rory?”

Rory stood there frozen, unable to speak or move. Is this who she thought it was? She took a closer look at him and she knew straight away it was Jess that was standing right in front of her in Stars Hollow. She hasn’t seen Jess in years, she didn’t know why he was back here.

“What are you doing here?” she managed to finally say.

“Luke told me about your graduation and your big break as a journalist, I came to congratulate you.”

“So you came all the way from New York just to congratulate me?”

“Well yea, I mean this is such a great opportunity for you and you’re pursuing all your dreams so I’m really happy for you Rory Gilmore.”

Would he really come all the way to Stars Hollow just to congratulate her? She thought to herself, he doesn’t even like Stars Hollow.

She turned her back on Jess and started heading towards the party again. People might be looking for her she thought to herself, after all the party is thrown for her, she quickly walked away but could feel at the back of her head Jess still looking at her. Once the party was over Rory walked home by herself. As Rory headed towards her front porch she saw someone sitting there waiting for her, she moved in closer and to her surprise saw it was Jess again.

“What do you want Jess?”

“A chance to talk to you.”
“About?”

“About everything, like how have you been since the last time I saw you?”

“I’ve been good I guess, what about you? Are you going to write a second book?”

“Maybe one day but not right now, I just want a long break to give me time to think and breathe. Look Rory the real reason why I came to Stars Hollow is not just to congratulate you but also to talk to you about us. Luke told me about you and Logan.”

“I don’t know Jess, there's no us anymore you know that. I’m still having a hard time dealing with the Logan situation and now you coming all the way from New York to talk about us is making me more confused, please understand Jess.”

“I do understand but before you say anything I have to tell you this, I know the last time I saw you we agreed to be friends, but the more I think about it the more I don’t want to be just friends with you anymore. All these years you had Logan but me I had no one. Ever since that day I left and went to New York I’ve never stop thinking about you Rory, it’s been you all along and it will always be you.”

“No Jess you can’t say these things to me right now, it’s not fair. I’m not ready to be in a relationship with anyone especially you.”

He walked towards her and held one of her hands. “I’m sorry for doing this to you right now, but I can’t let you leave and not tell you this, I cannot let this perfect opportunity slip away, I Love you Rory, I always had, I just didn’t know how to tell you.”

As much as she didn’t want to admit it she felt right standing there looking into Jess’s chocolate brown eyes, he looked so sincere. She could feel her heart do a little twirl inside but she didn’t know why after all these years of not being with Jess she had thought she was over him, but how can a few minutes of talking to him, now change everything.

Right at that moment Jess continued to look into her eyes as he leaned in and gave her a soft, delicate kiss on her lips. Rory had never felt so confused in her life she was leaving tomorrow, she just got out of the biggest relationship of her life and was still sad about it and now Jess is back. Even though she was still confused about the situation she couldn’t help but kiss Jess back. She didn’t know why she kissed him back, but she knew it felt right.

Friday, August 14, 2009

Ugly Betty Fanfic final

Molly was diagnosed with cancer before they got married. During the past one year Daniel was living in constant fear and constantly living in a shadow of one day God will take his wife Molly away, “What am I going to do then? Will I have the courage to live?” Daniel kept asking himself. Sometimes, Clair(Daniel’s mother) came to his place to comfort him. Only he could see was her lips moving, nothing else. The day finally came, Molly died on Tuesday afternoon at their apartment with peace. That was her final wish to die at their apartment. After Molly’s death, Daniel could not fall in sleep. On the funeral day Daniel forgot how he left the cemetery. The next morning, when he woke up, his mother told him that he fainted at the cemetery and that he was driven back home straight away.

After a week, Daniel went back to work at Mode (magazine’s name), he looked just like a man with no spirit. His dad and Alex both died, he really needed someone to give him strength to face the life ahead. He looked at the desk where Betty used to sit. Now, there is someone else sitting there. Betty was gone for a long time because, she had big aspiration which this Mode could not offer her. He couldn’t stop her and he did not. Betty, she had been loyal to this company ever since she stepped into Mode, she really helped Daniel and the company a lot and Daniel really missed her.

One early morning, there was someone knocking on Daniel’s office door. Daniel did not want to answer it. But when the door opened. Daniele opened his heavy eye lid.
“Wilhelmina” Daniel whispered
“Danielle, I am sorry for your terrible loss.” She sounded sincere. Daniel thought Wilhelmina had always wanted to see me being sad and defeated, why is she suddenly consoling me?
“But, I think I have the obligation to tell you this is not what Mode wants. So we have decided to let you have a holiday” Wilhelmina continued to speak in a totally different tone.
“Who are we?”
“The board members”
“Right, you have thought about how to get rid of me” Daniel said with carelessness as he felt a little angry.
“O, And, Based on such a poor status you have now, I am going to hire a nurse to look after you 24/7, how does that sound?” She said with a little smile on the corner of her mouth.
“What trick are you playing this time?” Daniel thought
“Thanks for your concern Wilhelmina.” Daniel stopped” I rather stay at home alone and if I really need someone to look after me I will let Betty…” Betty’s name slipped out, Daniele forgot she was long gone and he still could not remember his current assistant’s name . A bitter smile was on his face. “I will let my assistant to find a nurse to look after me,” Daniel said without looking at her.
“O, well, it is up to you” Wilhelmina said with a little smile still” As long as I know you will be well looked after.”
“How long did you people decid my holiday will be”
”Well, you don’t need to ask me. You can come back as soon as you feel you are ready” her voice faded out when she walked away from my office.

The next day, Daniel was still in his bed when he heard knocking on his door. Daniel opened the door and saw a young brown haired girl standing outside the door. She was about 25 and looked very slim and clean, but her dress, her dress just like a floral table cloth just like Betty. But, her dark eyes, her dark eyes looked so warm and familiar. “Good morning Mr. Meade, I am your nurse Anne. Your assistant called me…” And her voice, it just sounded like… “Can I come in?” Anne said. “Oh, yes.” Daniel made a welcome posture to let the nurse in. From that day on, Anne started looking after Daniel. A few days later, they started to gt along quite well. One day, Daniel asked Anne what her dream was. Anne replied” My dream is run my own Magazine.”
“ Really? It is the same as Betty’s “ “I will one day be a strong, smart and professional woman.” Daniel looked at her with surprise, “how do you know that?”” Know what” Anne asked him with smile.
Daniel suddenly walked close to Anne and started looking at her. Seems, he saw something in Anne’s eyes. “Are you… are you Betty?” Daniel asked with doubt and waited Anne to answer. “Yes, I am Betty Daniel.” She said softly. “What? What was it? I can’t believe it.” Daniel stopped and looked at this person who claimed that she was Betty. ” Your t…” Daniel pointed to her teeth while he was speaking. “They have been taken off.” “Your hair?” “I dyed new color and had it a cut.”” And your” Daniel looked at her face
“I had a beautician to teach me how to put make up on without putting too much make up. And, I have to say thanks for the experience of working at Mode. Otherwise, I could not get to know that beautician” Betty said with a big big smile. Daniel asked “so, you are not some sort of nurse Anne?” Betty shook her head. “Ha, ha, ha,” Daniel was over the moon when he saw a new Betty standing in front of him. He still could not believe his eyes, “o, o I have to ring mom and tell her about this.” “She knew it.””What””Yes, She arranged this. She wanted to give you a big surprise. Your mother really cares about you.”
Daniel nodded and gave Betty a big big hug.”Thank you so much Betty. I love this surprise”

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Ugly Betty Fan Fiction

We have seen Betty with her braces for years. I was always wondering what would happen if she gets her braces taken off. Or, Maybe there is a story will be happening between her and Daniel. It is always good to see a nice girl with a pretty face.

I am not familiar with English TV series. This is the one I know the best. Please feel free to comment.

Molly was diagnosed cancer before they got married. During the past one year Daniel was living in constant fear and constantly living in a shadow of one day God will take his wife Molly away, “What am I going to do then? Will I have the courage to live?” Daniel kept asking himself. Sometimes, Clair(Daniel’s mother) came to his place to comfort him. Only he could see was her lips moving, nothing else. The day finally came, Molly died on Tuesday afternoon at their apartment with peace. That was her final wish to die at their apartment. After Molly’s death, Daniel could not fall in sleep. On the funeral day Daniel forgot how he left the cemetery. The next day morning, when he woke up, his mother told him that he fainted at the cemetery and driven back straight away to home to have a rest.

Recently, Daniel just back to work at Mode (magazine’s name), he looks just like a man with no spirit. Dad and Alex both died, he really needed someone to give him strength to face the life ahead. He looked at desk where Betty used to sit. Now, there is another one sitting there. Betty was gone for a long time because, she had big aspiration which this company cannot offer her. He could not stop her and he should not. Betty, she has been loyal to this company ever since she stepped into Mode, she really helped Daniel and company a lot and Daniel really misses her.

One day morning, there was someone knocking Daniel’s office door. Daniel did not want to answer it. The door opened. Daniele opened his heavy eye lid.
“Wilhelmina” Daniel whispered
“Danielle, I am sorry for your terrible loss.” She sounded sincere. Daniel thought Wilhelmina ever wanted to see me being sad and defeated, why she is suddenly consoling me?
“But, I think I have the obligation to tell you this is not what Mode wants. So we have decided to let you have a holiday” Wilhelmina continued her saying in a totally different tone.
“Who are we?”
“The board members”
“Right, you have thought about how to get rid of me” Daniel said with carelessness and meanwhile a little angry.
“O, And, Based on such a poor status you have now, I am going to hire a nurse to look after you 24/7, how does it sound?” She said with a little smile on the corner of her mouth.
“What trick are you playing this time?” Daniel thought
“Thanks for your concern Wilhelmina.” Daniel stopped” I rather stay at home alone and I really need someone to look after me I will let Betty…” Betty’s name slipped out, Daniele forgot she was long gone and he still could not remember his assistant’s name of current. A bitter smile was on his face. “I will let my assistant to find a nurse to look after me,” Daniel said without looking at her.
“O, well, it is up to you” Wilhelmina said with a little smile still” As long as I know you will be well looked after.”
“How long you people decided my holiday will be”
”well, you don’t need to ask me. You can come back as soon as you feel you are ready” her voice faded out when she walked away from my office.

The next day, when Daniel still in his bed someone knocked his door. Daniel opened the door saw a young brown hair girl standing outside the door. She was about 25 and looked very slim and clean, but her dress just like a floral table cloth, just like Betty. But, her dark eyes, her dark eyes look so warm and familiar. “Good morning Mr. Meade, I am your nurse Anne. Your assistant called me…” And her voice, it just sounded like… “Can I come in?” Anne said. Daniel made a welcome posture to let the nurse in. From that day on, Anne started looking after Daniel.

A few days later, they got alone quite well. One day, Daniel asked Anne what her dream was. Anne says” My dream is run my own Magazine.”
“Really? It is the same as Betty’s “ “Betty always says that she is a strong, smart and professional woman.” Daniel looked at her with surprise, “how do you know that?”” That ‘s That’s” “That is because I am Betty.”
“What? I cannot believe it.” Daniel stopped and looked at this person Claimed that she was Betty. ” Your t…” Daniel pointed the teeth while he was speaking. “They have been taken off.” “Your hair” “I dyed new color and had it a cut.”” and your” Daniel looked at her face
“I had a beautician to teach me how to put make up on without putting too much make up. And, I have to say thanks for the experience of working at Mode. Otherwise, I could not get to know that beautician” Betty said with a big big smile. Daniel asked “so, you are not some sort of nurse Anne?” Betty shook her head. “Ha, ha, ha,” Daniel was over the moon when he saw a new Betty standing in front of him. He still could not believe his eyes. “Oh, oh, I have to ring mom and tell her about This.” “She knew it.””What”"She knew you need someone to look afte you and she found me and asked me to come back to help you. She wanted to give you a big surprise. So, she arranged this. Your mother really cares about you.” Daniel nodded and gave Betty a big big hug.”Thank you so much Betty. I love this surprise”

Belinda's 10 Fanfiction Links

Here are my 10 Fanfiction links. As you can tell from these links I watch a lot of teenage sort of movies and TV shows, and I'm a hopeless romantic so most of these fanfictions are on romance and happy endings.

This fanfiction is about a happy ending for Lauren and Stephen from Laguna Beach. A sweet fanfiction on how Lauren and Stephen could end up together in their lives right now, after Laguna Beach. They both are currently living in LA so the fanfiction focuses on how they bumped into each other one night at a resuarant and begin to develop their feelings they once had for each other again.

Duke and Viola have one chance to be with each other in She's The Man, after he found out the truth at the final soccer match. Duke and Viola are both miserable after the soccer match and have not seen or heard from each other since then. Duke is confused about his feelings for Viola, because he felt like she lied to him and used him, but in the end he knew he couldn't be without Viola and that he was actually in love with her. In this fanfiction the Debutant Ball does not happen so the story focuses on how they have one last chance to be with each other.

More and more misunderstandings for Holly and Vince in What I Like About You. Holly and Vince have misunderstood each other once again, after Vince follows Holly to Princeton and thinks that she is back together with Henry, while Holly follows Vince to Florida at the back of his car without him knowing. Vince stops in Virginia and sees Holly and disguises himself as Nick and listens as she poors her heart out to him, so Vince can finally understand how Holly feels about him and they can be together at last.

A very happy ending for Jack and Martha on Home and Away. Jack is about to marry Sam and Martha is secretly outside the church crying. She starts heading towards the cliff where her and Jack shared their first kiss, and Jack finds her there and tells her he couldn't go through with the wedding and that the real person he loves is her.

A great fanfiction on friendship and love between Blair, Chuck, Serena and Nate on Gossip Girl. It’s Blair’s 21st birthday and all she wishes for is to be with the three people that she knows and loves the most. Her birthday party’s every year were all fancy and important, but this year she just wanted to spend it with her best friends and not care what those other rich and spoiled kids think.

A different sort of twist on The O.C with Summer Seth and Ryan in a love triangle. Summer decides to not be in the love triangle anymore and decides to break it off, because she doesn’t want to be in between the both and she doesn’t want to be second best.

A sweet and touching fanfiction on the very famous Korean Series Boys Before Flowers. This fanfiction lets us see Yi Jung’s feelings, because all through the series we witness Ga Eul’s love for him, but Yi Jung doesn’t show his feelings as much so this fanfiction lets us understand how much he loves her too. Yi Jung thinks about the wonderful times he has had with Ga Eul while he is nervously preparing to propose to her.



A 7th Heaven fanfiction about Ruthie and Martin. The fanfiction is based on the future when they are both older and in their mid twenties. Ruthie is married with a man that doesn’t love her, and one day coincidently meets Martin at a park. They both meet up for drinks and talk about their bitter past with each other.

Dawson’s Creek is one of my all time favourite TV shows, and this fanfiction is about Dawson and Joey and their relationship as best friends. Are they really just best friends or are they more? This fanfiction deals with the confusion they both are feeling for each other when they both try to figure out if there is anymore more to their friendship. A final chance for them to take their friendship to a different level.

A One Tree Hill fanfiction with a different twist. Lucas is in love with Brooke instead of Peyton. He is about to get married to Peyton, but tells Brooke how much he loves her before it’s too late. This fanfiction is like a contrast on the Lucas, Peyton and Brooke love triangle, but this time Lucas is giving up Peyton for Brooke.

TEENA's 10 FANFIC LINKS


This would probably be a good sequel to Bend it Like Beckham which I’m not sure why they haven’t come up with as yet but would be great to see what would be next in store for Jess & Jules. Maybe Jess would have found an American bloke in her new team and forgotten about her coach Joe back home as she realizes long distance is not her thing at all! Or possibly Jules would have in fact turned out to be a lesbian with her roommate Lauren and confess to her mum that her instinct was true and she was in fact gay. Joe would have been shattered when he doesn't hear from Jess and travels all the way to the US to see her. Would be a great twist! But for now enjoy Jess's diary & her first day when she arrives to her new world!



This is a total twist of the movie Hangover when Professor Phil bumps into one of his students’ Mia in Vegas (which actually doesn’t happen in the movie). Instead the four guys just turn up in Vegas by themselves and it’s total chaos after that, definitely a bachelor party to remember! But if the boys would have instead gone to stay at Mia & Taylor's hotel room it would have probably been a total different scenario all together. Phil would have surely hooked up with his student Mia though in class he only sees her as geek with the usual jeans but she has proved him wrong in Vegas! He doesn't at all expect to bump into his students in Vegas when he's at his best friend's bachelor night out!



Again a perfect sequel for the movie Juno….how ironic! Eighteen years ago Juno gives her baby for adoption and now she has to go through the same rigmarole except that this time it's the other way round!! How would anyone think that she would be infertile?? Also they show that she's with someone else called Jack not the same character she had the baby with. She would never expect that her giving up her baby for adoption 18 years ago would haunt her and she would not be able to conceive again!



I think this is more like the continuation to the movie Sex and the City when Carrie is about to get married to Bigg she finds out that she is pregnant. Carrie is unsure whether she wants this baby but realizes the person that she loves the most wants to start a family with her. The first link describes her emotions when she is thinking to herself whether she really wants the baby or is this just a compromise that she has to make for Bigg. She suddenly feels this strong pain and wonders if she is about to lose the baby? The second part of it shows us when Carrie is in hospital and confesses to Bigg that she can't have this baby! She is totally devastated that she had actually said this to him and wonders if he would ever come back to her! Always seems to be a twist when Carrie is about to get married to Bigg, first he backs off & now the baby! Would make a great sequel!



This is actually a perfect example of a cheesy fanfic where there is absolutely no twist whatsoever, the characters are exactly the same except its a different scenario for the movie He's Just Not That Into You. All the characters in this are similar to the movie except that the scenario changes and Gigi becomes a college student but the main point is still highlighted that is terrible on dates and her friend Janine is advising her dating tips. I just thought I'd still post it to show it is an example of a poorly made fanfic!


This is hilarious! Susan & Eddie the best of the enemies on Wysteria Lane in Desperate Housewives hitting on each other. Eddie one afternoon decides to go with Susan on a jog, but we Desperate Housewives lovers' all know what this Blonde's intentions would be but instead here they show that both Susan & Eddie have sort of developed feelings for each other. We all know Susan falls into love easily but is this Eddie's new way of getting at Susan??



One of the best movies of 2008, I adore how Daisy & Ben finally meet in heaven in the Curious Case of Benjamin Button. Maybe a little too exaggerated how she can start dancing again and feels no pain after her accident but again anything can happen in heaven as it was depressing to see Ben when he no longer recognizes Daisy as he gets much younger and she is left to look after him . But I’m so glad that they meet up again in heaven. Perfect combination of Brad Pitt & Cate Blanchett.



Quite a depressing twist in Scrubs when JD finds out that he loses his unborn child. This would be a possible scenario if Kim his girl friend would have not left to Washington for work. He proposes to Kim but whilst he is about to do that she goes in pain and is rushed to the hospital. Also the part part which is altered is when it says that Turk is friends with JD only cos he feels sorry for him.

This is when Jamal's planning his brother's funeral in Slumdog Millionaire. He's got all that he wants now, Latika, the money which he's bought a little convenient store and all what he wants to do now is arrange a funeral for Salim after he knows all the trauma he's put the love of his life Latika through. He's so amazed when he finds out that Latika agrees to his decision. Quite a simple and prectible continuation.

Here's just a change of situation in NZ's popular drama Shortland Street. Morgan actually becomes pregnant but the father is Hunter. We know all know that she and Hunter did have a little past but soon realizes that Gerald is the one for her. But there is no mention of Gerald in this fanfiction. She reveals that she is ready to be a mother whilst Hunter is still in shock telling her that he's way too young for this. Well again it's Hunter's call and chooses to be with someone older than him.


Monday, August 10, 2009

Gilmore Girls: Rory and Jess Fanfiction: (First Draft)

At the end of the last season of Gilmore Girls on the final episode I was extremely disappointed that Rory had ended up with no one, and most of all I wanted her to end up with Jess. So here goes my first fanfiction on how Rory and Jess end up together on the final episode on Gilmore Girls. Hope you guys enjoy and remember it’s only a draft!

After the graduation party that the good people of Stars Hollow threw for Rory, she went for a walk along the street by herself, and started thinking about her life and how far she has come, she had finally reached her dreams, and she was going to leave her family and friends and her home town. She knew Stars Hollow was one crazy town but she loved it, she loved the people, she loved the beautiful memories that her and her mother created here, but she knew she had to move on to bigger and better things.

Rory’s mind started drifting off on to Logan’s proposal, she still couldn’t believe he proposed, but deep inside she knew it wasn’t right and she couldn’t say yes. As Rory continued walking while her mind was still drifting off she saw a dark figure standing in front of her, she couldn’t picture who it was in the dark, but that figure seemed so familiar like she knew that person, the figure was heading towards her closer and closer, and stopped right in front of her and said, “Rory?”

Rory stood there frozen unable to speak or move is this who I think it is? She thought to herself. She took a closer look at him and she knew straight away it was Jess that was standing right in front of her in Stars Hollow. She hasn’t seen Jess in years, she didn’t know why he was back here.

“What are you doing here?” she managed to finally say.

“Luke told me about your graduation and your big break as a journalist, I came to congratulate you.”

“So you came all the way from New York just to congratulate me?”

“Well yea, I mean this is such a great opportunity for you and you’re pursuing all your dreams so I’m really happy for you Rory Gilmore.” Would he really come all the way to Stars Hollow just to congratulate her? I mean he doesn’t even like Stars Hollow she thought to herself.
She turned her back on Jess and started heading towards the party again. People might be looking for her she thought to herself, after all the party is thrown for her, she quickly walked away but could feel at the back of her head Jess still looking at her. Once the party was over Rory walked on her own home, Lorelai was probably spending the nights at Luke’s she thought to herself. As Rory headed towards her front porch she saw someone sitting there waiting for her, she moved in closer and to her surprise saw it was Jess again.

“What do you want Jess?”

“A chance to talk to you.”

“About?”

“About everything, like how have you been since the last time I saw you?”

“I’ve been good I guess, what about you? Are you going to write a second book?”

“Maybe one day but not right now, I just want a long break to give me time to think and breathe.” Look Rory the real reason why I came to Stars Hollow is not just to congratulate you but also to talk to you about us, Luke told me about you and Logan.”

“I don’t know Jess, there’s no more us anymore you know that. I’m still having a hard time dealing with the Logan situation and now you came all the way from New York to talk about us is making me more confused, please understand Jess.”

“I do understand but before you say anything I have to tell you this, I know the last time I saw you we agreed to be friends, but the more I think about it the more I don’t want to be just friends with you anymore. All these years you had Logan but me I had no one ever since that day I left and went New York I’ve never stop thinking about you Rory, it’s been you all along and it will always be you.”

“No Jess you can’t say these things to me right now, it’s not fair. I’m not ready to be in a relationship with anyone especially you.”

He headed towards her more, and held one of her hands. “I’m sorry for doing this to you right now, but I can’t let you leave and not tell you this, I cannot let this perfect opportunity slip away, I Love you Rory, I always had, I just didn’t know how to tell you.” As much as she didn’t want to admit it she felt right standing there looking into Jess’s chocolate brown eyes, he looked so sincere. She could feel her heart do a little twirl inside but she didn’t know why after all these years of not being with Jess she had thought she was over him, but how could a few minutes of talking to him now could change everything.

Right at that moment Jess continued to look into her eyes and he leaned in and gave her a soft, delicate kiss on her lips. Rory had never felt so confused in her life she was leaving tomorrow, she just got out of the biggest relationship of her life and was still sad about it and now Jess is back. Even though she was still confused about the situation she couldn’t help but kiss Jess back. She didn’t know why she kissed him back, but she knew it felt right.

Monday, August 3, 2009

Elana's 'Fresh Princess of Bel Air'

Fresh Princess of Bel Air


Theme song

Now this is a story all about how

My life got flipped -turned up-side-down

And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there

I’ll tell you how I became the princess of a town called Bel Air

In West Philadelphia born and raised,

On a playground that’s where he spent most of his days

Chillin out max and relaxin’ all cool

And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school

When a couple of guys they were up to no good

Started makin’ trouble in his neighbourhood

He got in one little fight and his mom got scared

She said “You’re moving with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel Air”

I whistled for a cab and when it came near

He walked up to me and said “wanna share my dear”

If anything I could pay a cheaper fare

So we both got in, he said “yo homes to Bel Air”


We pulled up to his house about 7 or 8

And I gave him my number so he could call me later

I looked at his kingdom

I was finally aware

I’d sit on his throne as the princess of Bel Air


Episode


(Telephone rings)


Anale: Hello?

Will: Baby Babay

Anale: Who’s this?

Will: The man of your dreams

Anale: West Phili boy?

Will: The name’s Smith, Will Smith

Anale: How’s it going Will? Are you liking your new home?

Will: Aw baby you gotta check this place out! Uncle Phil says you can come by for dinner tonight! You down?

Anale: How kind of you. I’d love to come. See you tonight Will

Will: Oh and Ana, wear the lil thang I like.

Anale: Bye Will!


(Later that night at Wills house. Doorbell rings)

Vivian: Jeffery please let our guest in! Carlton, go get Will and tell him that dinner is ready

Hillary: Wait mother, we can’t have dinner yet. My new saphire nail polish isn’t dry yet. I can’t bare to mess them up.

Ashley: Mommy, I helped Geoffrey set the table. I put your favorite napkin rings on the new napkins!

Vivian: Thank you honey. Please go get your father away from that meatloaf. I would like to serve it without finger prints this time.

Ashley: Yes mommy


(Will and Carlton come downstairs and join Hillary on the couch. Jeffery presents Anale’s arrival as she walks into the room)

Will: Damn!

Vivian: Hi Anale! Welcome to our home. Will has told us all about you!

Hillary: Wow! That’s a great dress! What is it? Dior?

Will: Must be! Because I A’Dior you in that outfit. Baby you lookin’ fly!


(Will kisses Anale on the hand)


Carlton: William, that is no way to treat a lady. Hello Anale, please excuse my rude cousin. My name is Carlton. May I take your coat?

Anale: Okay.. thank you!


(Anale hands Carlton her coat)


Anale: Thank you for inviting me Vivian. Your house is lovely!

Vivian: Thank you! Come along kids, dinner is ready!


(They all head towards the dinner table. Ashley and Phil are already sitting at the table. Phil is snacking on the dinner rolls)


Will: Ana, this is my coolest cousin Ashley!

Anale: Nice to meet you Ashley

Ashley: You too! You are right Will, she’s pretty!

Will: And this is our pet pig Phil!

Phil: Very funny Will! Keep it up and there will be no more dinners for you. Welcome Anale! It’s a pleasure to have you here! Make yourself at home.

Anale: Thank you! It’s great to meet you all!


(Geoffrey brings over the dinner plates)


Geoffrey: Dinner is served.

Will: This meal is the bomb! Pound it Geoffrey


(Geoffrey pounds fists with Will)

Geoffrey: Anything for you Master William

Ashley: The bomb!

Vivian: Ashley! We are at the dinner table!

Ashley: Sorry mother!


(Ashley and Will exchange winks)


Phil: So Anale, Will tells me you're a fashion designer.

Anale: Yes, I just graduated last year from Woodbury college and am now an assistant designer for Dolce and Gabana.

Hillary: Oh my god! No way! I love their new summer line! I bought their peach mesh sun hat last week and I’m going to buy the matching bikini tomorrow! Daddy, I’m going to need the credit card in the morning.

Carlton: Woodbury huh? I am going to go to Harvard to study law. The professors from school said that my grades are superb and I am sure to get accepted. Woodbury is my second choice. I have already sent in my application last month. I did the calculations and found out it would be an 86% chance that I would get accepted through early acceptance. I did my last science project on the application process and found out that...

Will: No one cares midget brain! Anale got nominated for the uprising designer of the year award through the California college board.

Vivian: Woah! That’s great! Philip will be presenting the law student award at the event so we will see you there!

Carlton: And I think we all know who will be accepting that award next year!

Ashley: No one cares Carlton!


(Ashley and Will give each other high-fives)


Vivian: Ashley!

Ashley: Sorry mother!

Hillary: Geoffry, this meat loaf has to many carbs. You know I need to look good for my pool party. What’s for desert?

Geoffry- Peach cobbler Miss Hillary. Desert is served.


(Jeffery brings out desert platter)


Will: Get it while you can Ana before Phil “cobbles” it all down

Anale: Dinner was delicious. Thank you Phil and Vivian.

Ashley: Don’t thank them. They haven’t cooked a day in their lives. It’s jeffery whose the genius.

Phil: Ashley! ... Upstairs!

Ashley: Aw man! I always miss out on desert!

Carlton: Maybe you should start taking after me and not Will! He’s not the best example for a young teenage girl.

Will: Alright, well this “bad example” needs to take this lovely lady home.


(Will goes to get Anale’s coat)


Vivian: Well Anale, it was a pleasure getting to meet you! Phil and I hope to see you around here more often. Will’s been doing really good ever since he met you.

Anale: Thank you Vivian. Bye for now!

Vivian: Bye darling.

Phil: Goodnight.

Carlton: Bye lovebirds


(Will and Anale head out the door.)


Carlton: (singing) It’s not unusual to be loved by any one...

Phil: Carlton, shut up.