Fresh Princess of Bel Air
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped -turned up-side-down
And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the princess of a town called Bel Air
In West Philadelphia born and raised,
On a playground that’s where he spent most of his days
Chillin out max and relaxin’ all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys they were up to no good
Started makin’ trouble in his neighbourhood
He got in one little fight and his mom got scared
She said “You’re moving with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel Air”
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
He walked up to me and said “wanna share my dear”
If anything I could pay a cheaper fare
So we both got in, he said “yo homes to Bel Air”
We pulled up to his house about 7 or 8
And I gave him my number so he could call me later
I looked at his kingdom
I was finally aware
I’d sit on his throne as the princess of Bel Air
Will: Baby Babay
Anale: Who’s this?
Will: The man of your dreams
Anale: West Phili boy?
Will: The name’s Smith, Will Smith
Anale: How’s it going Will? Are you liking your new home?
Will: Aw baby you gotta check this place out! Uncle Phil says you can come by for dinner tonight! You down?
Anale: How kind of you. I’d love to come. See you tonight Will
Will: Oh and Ana, wear the lil thang I like.
Anale: Bye Will!
(Later that night at Wills house. Doorbell rings)
Vivian: Jeffery please let our guest in! Carlton, go get Will and tell him that dinner is ready
Hillary: Wait mother, we can’t have dinner yet. My new saphire nail polish isn’t dry yet. I can’t bare to mess them up.
Ashley: Mommy, I helped Geoffrey set the table. I put your favorite napkin rings on the new napkins!
Vivian: Thank you honey. Please go get your father away from that meatloaf. I would like to serve it without finger prints this time.
Ashley: Yes mommy
(Will and Carlton come downstairs and join Hillary on the couch. Jeffery presents Anale’s arrival as she walks into the room)
Vivian: Hi Anale! Welcome to our home. Will has told us all about you!
Hillary: Wow! That’s a great dress! What is it? Dior?
Will: Must be! Because I A’Dior you in that outfit. Baby you lookin’ fly!
(Will kisses Anale on the hand)
Carlton: William, that is no way to treat a lady. Hello Anale, please excuse my rude cousin. My name is Carlton. May I take your coat?
Anale: Okay.. thank you!
(Anale hands Carlton her coat)
Anale: Thank you for inviting me Vivian. Your house is lovely!
Vivian: Thank you! Come along kids, dinner is ready!
(They all head towards the dinner table. Ashley and Phil are already sitting at the table. Phil is snacking on the dinner rolls)
Will: Ana, this is my coolest cousin Ashley!
Anale: Nice to meet you Ashley
Ashley: You too! You are right Will, she’s pretty!
Will: And this is our pet pig Phil!
Phil: Very funny Will! Keep it up and there will be no more dinners for you. Welcome Anale! It’s a pleasure to have you here! Make yourself at home.
Anale: Thank you! It’s great to meet you all!
(Geoffrey brings over the dinner plates)
Geoffrey: Dinner is served.
Will: This meal is the bomb! Pound it Geoffrey
(Geoffrey pounds fists with Will)
Geoffrey: Anything for you Master William
Ashley: The bomb!
Vivian: Ashley! We are at the dinner table!
Ashley: Sorry mother!
(Ashley and Will exchange winks)
Phil: So Anale, Will tells me you're a fashion designer.
Anale: Yes, I just graduated last year from Woodbury college and am now an assistant designer for Dolce and Gabana.
Hillary: Oh my god! No way! I love their new summer line! I bought their peach mesh sun hat last week and I’m going to buy the matching bikini tomorrow! Daddy, I’m going to need the credit card in the morning.
Carlton: Woodbury huh? I am going to go to Harvard to study law. The professors from school said that my grades are superb and I am sure to get accepted. Woodbury is my second choice. I have already sent in my application last month. I did the calculations and found out it would be an 86% chance that I would get accepted through early acceptance. I did my last science project on the application process and found out that...
Will: No one cares midget brain! Anale got nominated for the uprising designer of the year award through the California college board.
Vivian: Woah! That’s great! Philip will be presenting the law student award at the event so we will see you there!
Carlton: And I think we all know who will be accepting that award next year!
Ashley: No one cares Carlton!
(Ashley and Will give each other high-fives)
Ashley: Sorry mother!
Hillary: Geoffry, this meat loaf has to many carbs. You know I need to look good for my pool party. What’s for desert?
Geoffry- Peach cobbler Miss Hillary. Desert is served.
(Jeffery brings out desert platter)
Will: Get it while you can Ana before Phil “cobbles” it all down
Anale: Dinner was delicious. Thank you Phil and Vivian.
Ashley: Don’t thank them. They haven’t cooked a day in their lives. It’s jeffery whose the genius.
Phil: Ashley! ... Upstairs!
Ashley: Aw man! I always miss out on desert!
Carlton: Maybe you should start taking after me and not Will! He’s not the best example for a young teenage girl.
Will: Alright, well this “bad example” needs to take this lovely lady home.
(Will goes to get Anale’s coat)
Vivian: Well Anale, it was a pleasure getting to meet you! Phil and I hope to see you around here more often. Will’s been doing really good ever since he met you.
Anale: Thank you Vivian. Bye for now!
Vivian: Bye darling.
Carlton: Bye lovebirds
(Will and Anale head out the door.)
Carlton: (singing) It’s not unusual to be loved by any one...
Phil: Carlton, shut up.